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It's Hip To Have 8-Foot Hips

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Huge hips may be the hot new body part, no ifs, ands or really big butts about it.



That's the prediction of Claudia Floraunce, 40, an aspiring actress and plus-size model who recently moved her 64-inch hips (and the rest of her body) to Los Angeles from her native Austria in hopes of becoming the next big sex symbol.



“I find my hips very sexy, in fact I find my whole body very sexy," Floraunce tells Barcroft TV. "I think people like looking at me because I’m a very unique size. I’m very large but I carry myself with a lot of confidence. I get a minimum 27 marriage proposals every day. To have curves is in and I’m in -- finally.”



Floraunce is hoping to thrust her huge hips into the forefront of fashion with the help of a new documentary, "World's Biggest Hips," that debuted Wednesday on the British TV network Channel 5.



The documentary profiles four women who feel blessed to be broad in the beam.



The one who gets the most hip hype is Mikel Ruffinelli, 39. Her backside measures 8 feet around, despite only having a 40-inch waist.



Ruffinelli's hips are so humongous that she has to turn sideways in her house to avoid getting stuck in corridors.



The inconvenience doesn't get Ruffinelli down, though.



"I have an extreme physique," Ruffinelli (pictured below) said, according to the Daily Mail. "I love my curves, I love my hips, I love my attributes. I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems. Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure."



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However, the demands of having huge hips can weigh heavy on a woman.



Just ask grandmother Denise Souder, 56, who shows off her 74-inch hips as a Las Vegas stripper named "Sweet Cheeks."



Although Souder loves the public attention she gets for her ample hips, her relationship with her husband, Steve, has had its ups-and-downs related directly to her weight gain.



Twelve years ago, when Souder's husband dumped her for a heavier woman when she decided to have weight loss surgery.



They rekindled their relationship a year ago, but Steve keeps trying to plump her up more. The extra pounds exacerbate her arthritic hips and knees and affect her mobility.



“I want her to be as fat as she can be but not be unhealthily fat, and there’s a fine line there. As you get older, it can become more problematic, so there’s part of me that feels guilty that I like it so much," Steve said, according to HuffPost UK.



"It’s something that as she gets older I struggle with because I feel bad about it, but I also like it. I feel conflicted sometimes, especially if she’s in a lot of pain or having a particularly hard day.”



Having huge hips might be hard at times, but it doesn't stop New Yorker Marlena Plummer. The 35-year-old has 83-inch hips but still swims and pole dances.



Plummer says she's been hippy since before she can remember, but doesn't know why.



“I always had hips even as an infant. I have a small appetite and it’s a mystery why my hips are the way they are but I love my hips, I love my shape and I love me," she said, according to the Mirror.













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Why President Nixon Was Just A Poet Trapped In The Body Of A Crook

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In the summer of 1974, the Nixon administration was forced to turn over secret tape recordings implicating Nixon himself in the Watergate scandal. Americans were then faced with two major revelations: their president had acted with criminal intent in one of the most famous scandals in U.S. history, and was maybe a poetic genius.



Nixon's lyrical prowess was recognized by at least one American, at least. Jack S. Margolis, a counterculture writer, used the tapes to unmask the president's hidden talents in a small volume published by Cliff House Books later that year. The Poetry of Richard Milhaus Nixon includes such spirited lines as, "The position is / To withhold / Information / And to cover up," from a work titled "The Position."



Another poem, "Together," is republished below.



We are all

In it

Together.

We take

A few shots

And

It will be over.

Don't worry.

I wouldn't

Want to be

On the other side

Right now.

-"Together," by Richard M. Nixon



This was perhaps the first time -- but wouldn't be the last -- that Nixon's life inspired art. Songs have been sung by the likes of Stevie Wonder and James Taylor. Films have been made in genres spanning from documentary to Oscar-nominated drama to whatever this is. Plastic likenesses have been worn to a million Halloween parties. Fittingly, this virtuoso-slash-muse helped round up support for the National Endowment for the Arts during his time in office. (Although he may have only done it to appease others who weren't happy with his foreign policy decisions.)



Unfortunately, despite its great historical significance, the poetry compilation has gone out of print. (You may, however, purchase a copy for $125.77!) Margolis went on to co-author a detailed handbook for marijuana use titled A Child's Garden of Grass, transitioning seamlessly to herbal pedagogue from his role as a secondhand poet.



For more elegant verse by the only U.S. president to resign in office, head to The Paris Review.

Here's The Reason Charlie Sheen Wasn't In The 'Two And A Half Men' Finale

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The return of Charlie Sheen to "Two and a Half Men" has been speculated about for months. And the show's series finale, "Of Course He's Dead," included tons of Sheen references. Everything seemed like it was building up to a comeback. Then, it didn't happen.



Sheen did, in fact, tease an "anticipated" cameo on Twitter, but it turns out that was for his upcoming appearance on "The Goldbergs."



So what happened? Following the end of the series finale and its absence of a certain rock star from Mars, a vanity card from executive producer Chuck Lorre ran on-air explaining the situation:



I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn' t get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight' s finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.



And then we would drop a piano on him.



We thought it was funny.



He didn't.



Instead, he wanted us to write a heart warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.



We thought that was funny too.





Despite the lack of warlocks, the finale pretty much had everyone else you can think of: John Stamos, Arnold Schwarzenegger and even Angus T. Jones. And though there was no Sheen, that didn't stop his former character, Charlie Harper, from coming back in animated form:












Lorre and Sheen, of course, had a historic fallout that gave us memorable phrases like "winning" and "tiger blood" and even led to Sheen's character being killed off from the show (or so we thought). But as the vanity card shows, it appears the two sides just couldn't agree on how a comeback would be handled.



As a final ode to the show and the Sheen saga, the last moments of the series showed a Sheen body double getting a piano dropped on top of him, supposedly killing the character for good. Soon after, Lorre appeared and said, "Winning," right before a piano dropped on him, too.

Slippery Snow Shoveler Sums Up Our Winter Woes

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This year, winter has been roughing up America like nobody's business. Boston's buried under a hundred feet of snow. Manhattan feels like Michigan, and Michigan is just about as cold as Hell.



We need some respite, but there's no counting on that. So let's opt for some levity, especially since its officially no longer advisable to jump out of your window onto a pile of snow. Nice job, guys.



So here's someone trying to shovel snow, and slipping around for 9 seconds without falling. If that ice were a bull, this guy would be a regular Sebastian Murdock. Some people think it's staged, and it's not clear where the video was shot, but it's still pretty amusing.



In any case, it's a metaphor. Winter's got us flailing to regain our balance, but we're not down on our butts yet.









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82-Year-Old Keyboardist And Her Crew Bring The Funk To D.C. Bar

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A very unexpected star is responsible for bringing the house down each week at a Washington, D.C., bar.



Every Sunday for the past two years, funk fusion band Granny's Ball of Odds, or Granny and the Boys, as they're affectionately known, has taken the stage at the Showtime bar to entertain patrons. While the house band is made up of several talented musicians, the group's special draw is the keyboardist -- 82-year-old Alice Donohue or Granny.



"We like to call ourselves an 'old-school' band. Emphasis on the old," Roberto Santos, the band’s bassist, told American University's WAMU 88.5 radio station.



After her husband died in 1996, Donohue enrolled in a music program for seniors at the University of Maryland. Richard Lynch, the band's current drummer, had been working at a restaurant at the school and convinced Donohue to start managing the group. Later on, when a substitute keyboardist was needed for a gig, Donohue rose to the occasion.



The rest is history.


















Today, the band, which has been together for 17 years, plays a mix of different genres, covering popular old songs, and also showcasing some originals, the Washingtonian reported. But Donohue says their specialty is in "funky" music.



"Funky -- that we can do, no problem, and I know the audience likes it because it’s more of what I call 'pumping music' -- they can get up and really get going on that," the 82-year-old told the Washingtonian.










And though Donohue and the band have been entertaining bar patrons for a while now, she says a few customers are still surprised by what they see and hear.



"Some of them will come up at the bar and watch my hands and look at my shorthand music to make sure I'm actually playing that," Donohue told WAMU. "That I’m not just a prop, sitting there pretending, you know."



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Motorized Toilet Snow Plow Is Proof Positive Of American Ingenuity

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Talk about a pooper scooper.



A man in suburban Washington, D.C. has created a snow plow using a motorized toilet.



David Goldberg of Rockville, Maryland, attached a plow to the motorized toilet, which he had already made for a parade this past summer. The contraption, which he calls “Loo-cy,” comes with a toilet paper stand and a magazine rack.



The 55-year-old Goldberg posted a YouTube video of himself sitting on the commode while plowing snow Tuesday in front of a hardware store he owns in Bethesda, Maryland. A winter storm had dumped about 4 inches of snow.



Goldberg says people stopped their cars to get a good look at Loo-cy, with some pointing and laughing and others snapping photos. Goldberg says Loo-cy will be back outside the store Thursday.

Kendra Sunderland, Coed Fined For Library Masturbation Film, To Pose For Penthouse

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Two weeks ago, Kendra Sunderland was accused of masturbating on film in the Oregon State University library.



Things have been touchy for Sunderland since then, but she now believes that the scandal surrounding her solo sex scene was worth it. She just got the deal of the century, even after getting caught with her pants down.



"A couple of times, I had a breakdown," she told HuffPost. "I was upset about my roommate leaving me, but now I'm going to have a happy ending -- no pun intended."



Sunderland is doing a four-page photo spread with Penthouse magazine that is being shot in San Francisco today. She is also partnering with the mag's parent company, FriendFinder Networks, to create PlayWithKendra.com, a website devoted strictly to her own cam shows.



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It's a stroke of good fortune for Sunderland, who could make six figures from the deal, according to FriendFinder Networks CEO Ken Hawk.



Unlike Sunderland's previous cam work, which was done in public places, Sunderland's solo sex shows will be done in private, but in a variety of exotic settings.



The challenge to make a career as a full-time masturbator is daunting, she admits.



"I have to take it more seriously. Before, I used to stop camming once I got paid. Now if I want to build a following, I have to be on more regularly," she said.



Sunderland also is trying to find ways to stick out in the crowded cam girl community.



"I blow bubbles," she said. "One guy sends me huge packs of gum so he can watch me blow bubbles on camera. I think it's sexy and cute."



Sunderland has signed a deal with a Canadian company to front a dating website called Date Broke College Girls, the Daily Mail reports.



Sunderland's cam girl career is still touch-and-go. She is scheduled to be arraigned on Thursday, and could be facing a $6,250 fine or a year in jail.



"There's a rumor that some of the fraternities will be picketing the courthouse on her behalf, which we think is great," Hawk told HuffPost.



The potential sentence might be a problem to Sunderland's solo sex career, but the fine is already covered. A Canadian website, Bang You Later, has offered to cover financial penalties handed down by the court.



Regardless of what happens, Sunderland said she is sure of one thing: "College is not for me."



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McDonald's Shamrock Shake Is Back!

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Just as the return of Starbucks'Pumpkin Spice Latte determines the arrival of fall, the return McDonald's Shamrock Shake signals spring is soon on the way. And guess what -- it's back!



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McDonald's announced on February 17 that the Shamrock Shake was making its swift return, and will be available for a limited-time through mid-March. That means you'll have to enjoy your milkshake during freezing temperatures, but then again, love is love.



Surprisingly, the Shamrock Shake has only been available nationwide since 2012. Perhaps even more surprising, the mint-flavored cultish favorite was once called the "St. Patrick's Day Shake" when it was introduced in 1970.







Enter the location information where you purchased your shake at shamrockshake.com, a site that tracks where the yummy green treats are sold. And before you go, check out the Shamrock Shake porn below:























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Jimmy Kimmel's 'Unnecessary Censorship' Confirms That The Weather Lately Has Been Bleeping Cold

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Newscasters and television personalities have the dirtiest mouths, if we're to believe Jimmy Kimmel's latest "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship," his regular nod to the FCC. Meteorologists can't stop cursing about the weather, reporters swear about the Oscars and even the Westminster dog show commentators drop some bombs!



"Jimmy Kimmel Live" airs weeknights at 11:35 EST on ABC.

This Map Shows The Most Lucrative Animal Product In Each State

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About a month ago, I published two maps that illustrated some broad trends in American agriculture: Above all, that while states on the coasts tend to produce fruits and vegetables, interior states tend to grow crops that are fed to animals. Some readers thought I was telegraphing an anti-meat bias with these maps; one even came close to accusing me of participating in a vegan conspiracy.



Not so! I love meat, dairy and all sorts of edible animal products. To prove it, I applied the same data analysis to animal products that I previously used for crops. I pulled data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to find the most lucrative animal product in each state in 2012, the most recent year for which complete data are available. Here's a map illustrating my findings:



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The weirdest thing on this map is the prevalence of squid in Rhode Island. Huh? But once you get over that shock, what more striking is how similar it looks to the crops map. The colors and products are different, but the trends are roughly the same. Coastal states are a patchwork of various high-value specialty foods, like scallops in New Jersey, tuna in Hawaii and milk -- probably destined to become yogurt -- in New York. The Plains are all about beef. The South, land of peanuts in the crop map, is the land of chicken here. This image comparison tool make these parallels crystal clear:


















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Of course, it makes sense that there would be similarities between these two. For example, many of the factors -- geography, culture, history, economics -- that lead farmers in Oklahoma and Kansas to focus on wheat also encourage them to focus on cattle.



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Winds From This Massive Black Hole Pack The Energy Of More Than A Trillion Suns

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If you think winter winds are fierce, get this: NASA says new measurements made by a pair of space telescopes show that the winds produced by a black hole known as PDS 456 stream outward at up to one-third the speed of light--and carry more energy every second than is emitted by more than a trillion suns.



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Artist's illustration showing a supermassive black hole blasting out radiation and ultra-fast winds.




The measurements confirmed that the ultra-fast winds from the supermassive black hole--in this case the core of a super-bright celestial object called a quasar--blow outward in all directions, according to a written statement issued by the space agency. What's more, they show that the winds and the ionized atoms they carry are powerful enough to keep new stars from forming in the host galaxy.



"Now we know quasar winds significantly contribute to mass loss in a galaxy, driving out its supply of gas, which is fuel for star formation," Dr. Emanuele Nardini, a research associate at Keele University in England and the lead author of a new paper about the research, said in the statement.



"It's a very nice observation," Dr. Jenny E. Greene, a Princeton University astrophysicist who was not involved in the new research, told National Geographic.



PDS 456 is more than 2 billion light-years from Earth. The measurements were made by NASA's Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array (NuStar) and the European Space Agency's XMM-Newton.



The paper was published Feb. 20, 2015 in the journal Science.

There's A Tattoo Removal Cream In The Works, But WIll It Actually Work?

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Regretting that tattoo you got a few years ago? Alec Falkenham, a researcher at Dalhousie University in Halifax, is working on a fix.



Falkenham has developed a topical cream that, as BuzzFeed explains it, clings to macrophages, or the white blood cells that absorb foreign particles, in this case, tattoo ink. Then, new macrophages move in to replace the ink-filled ones.



Unlike regular tattoo removal, which can cost upward of $75 per session and may cause inflammation, Falkenham says his cream would cost $4.50 per application on a 10-by-10-centimeter tattoo. He also says it won't cause the skin to become inflamed.



“When comparing it to laser-based tattoo removal, in which you see the burns, the scarring, the blisters, in this case, we’ve designed a drug that doesn’t really have much off-target effect,” Falkenham told CBC News Canada.



So far, the cream has only been tested on pigs, and Falkenham can't say exactly when it will be available.



Dermatologist Rebecca Baxt told The Huffington Post she's not entirely sold.



"I doubt that there is a cream that has active ingredients powerful enough to penetrate the human skin, which is a very effective barrier, to remove tattoo pigment trapped inside cells," she said. "It would be great but it is unlikely to truly work. Tattoos are called permanent for a reason-- they are very hard to remove.”



Only time will tell if this cream actually works on people. But for the sake of anyone with a tattoo of their ex's name, we'll keep our fingers crossed.

There's A Tattoo Removal Cream In The Works, But WIll It Actually Work?

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Regretting that tattoo you got a few years ago? Alec Falkenham, a researcher at Dalhousie University in Halifax, is working on a fix.



Falkenham has developed a topical cream that, as BuzzFeed explains it, clings to macrophages, or the white blood cells that absorb foreign particles, in this case, tattoo ink. Then, new macrophages move in to replace the ink-filled ones.



Unlike regular tattoo removal, which can cost upward of $75 per session and may cause inflammation, Falkenham says his cream would cost $4.50 per application on a 10-by-10-centimeter tattoo. He also says it won't cause the skin to become inflamed.



“When comparing it to laser-based tattoo removal, in which you see the burns, the scarring, the blisters, in this case, we’ve designed a drug that doesn’t really have much off-target effect,” Falkenham told CBC News Canada.



So far, the cream has only been tested on pigs, and Falkenham can't say exactly when it will be available.



Dermatologist Rebecca Baxt told The Huffington Post she's not entirely sold.



"I doubt that there is a cream that has active ingredients powerful enough to penetrate the human skin, which is a very effective barrier, to remove tattoo pigment trapped inside cells," she said. "It would be great but it is unlikely to truly work. Tattoos are called permanent for a reason-- they are very hard to remove.”



Only time will tell if this cream actually works on people. But for the sake of anyone with a tattoo of their ex's name, we'll keep our fingers crossed.

Here's The Sweet Story Behind That Hilarious 'Fake Selfie' Proposal Video

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"WHA.. OH OH MY GOD. YEAH. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? IS THIS FOR REAL??? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. YEEEAH."



With those words, Kenny Mercier and Lisa Holloway got engaged -- and Mercier's clever way of recording his stunned fiancee's reaction has become a viral sensation.



A YouTube video Mercier posted last week shows him popping the question by pretending to take a selfie of himself and Holloway at the Detroit International Riverfront. It's the same spot as their first date two and a half years earlier, during which they also took a selfie.



But instead of taking a photo, Mercier presses record, capturing Holloway's eye-popping response to a ring he pulled from his pocket.







In a conversation with The Huffington Post, Holloway said she was flabbergasted when Mercier dropped to one knee.



"The only think I remember thinking was, 'Why is he on the ground?'" she said. "I thought he'd leaned down to pick something up off the ground. I didn't know what he was doing. I was like, 'Where did he get that ring? Did he find that on the ground?' I just didn't get it it. And then all of a sudden, it hit."



"It was a very interesting moment," Holloway said, adding that she wasn't expecting it at all, "not even a little bit. He didn't drop any hints; nobody was acting suspicious."



The video is actually from last May, but Mercier says he recently decided to share it on YouTube at the encouragement of his brother. The popularity of the video, which has racked up more than 2.6 million views in a just over week, has taken them both by surprise.



"It's so crazy," said Holloway, "I love that people like the video, it's a compliment [that people think] my crazy bug eyes ... are funny or cute."



For his part, Mercier says he didn't think much about her reaction at the time. He was more concerned by the ring's extra large band, which he had accidentally sized using a thumb ring Holloway had in her jewelry box, a holdover from her teenage years.



"It was two or three sizes too big, and I was thinking, 'Oh my God, this thing isn't the right size,'" he said.



Holloway added, laughing, "It was so big. We had to wrap rubber bands to the back of it [to hold it on]. It was really funny."



The couple have a wedding date set for this April.



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This photo is from Kenny and Lisa's first date, taken in the same spot where Kenny popped the question.





H/T Reddit

Introducing The World's First Edible Fitness Tracker (It's A Banana)

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You'd think Apple would have come up with it first, but no, it is Dole Food Company, the world's largest producer and marketer of fresh produce, that will reveal the world's first edible, wearable fitness tracker this Sunday, February 22 at the Tokyo Marathon. At this time, the world will meet the Wearable_Banana.





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The Wearable_Banana, as Dole insists, is no regular banana. It is a banana that runners can strap to their wrists and use to monitor their pace and heart rate. The fruit is equipped with GPS, sensors and LED lights. Even more, it can display encouraging messages sent via Twitter by people who want to cheer on the runner.



Since the first (and maybe only) iteration is synced with the Tokyo Marathon, the Wearable_Banana will detect when the runner has completed the race. After crossing the finish line, the concerned banana will remind its wearer to refuel -- with a banana, of course! Yup, runners can eat their fitness tracker once the race is over. (Although, who really wants to eat a banana that's been sweat on for 26.2 miles? It's a strange world we live in.)



To merge technology with fruit, engineers attach the device inside of an open banana peel. Then they stitch the fruit right back up. "The power source is a small battery connected to the wearable banana. Inside the battery there are ultra-compact LEDs and other electronic components," Itaru Kunieda, the spokesperson of Dole Japan, told CNET. The wearable fruit was mysterious enough without any comment, but Kunieda added, "These are the only details about the specs that we can tell you at the moment."



Bananas are among the foods runners consider a very best friend. They contain essential nutrients that are lost during extended periods of exercise, they provide carbohydrates necessary to fuel a runner with energy and they're portable, too. No research has been conducted on whether wearing the banana can help improve athletes' performance.



You can watch Dole's Wearable_Banana promotional video below.







H/T: Daily Dot

Canadian Politician Blames Tight Underpants For Missing Vote

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OTTAWA, Ontario (AP) — A Canadian politician has blamed cheap, tight underwear for his sudden departure from Parliament causing him to miss a vote on anti-terror legislation.



Opposition lawmaker Pat Martin told Parliament Thursday he had bought a bunch of men's underwear for half price which were clearly too small for him, making it difficult to sit for any length of time. He apologized for missing the vote amid laughter in the chamber and asked for his vote to be counted.



The speaker of the House of Commons allowed his vote.



On Twitter, Canadians quipped about Martin being "poorly briefed" and how he "briefed" Parliament on why he missed the vote.



Martin, who often uses humor in Parliament, once asked the government if they were prepared for a zombie invasion.

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Police Arrest Connecticut Man Who Became Irate With $50 Haircut

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STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — A man who was unhappy with his haircut faces criminal charges after police say he became enraged and threw items around a Connecticut salon.




Stamford Police Sgt. Kelly Connelly says 47-year-old Alan Becker was angered further when he learned the trim he got Wednesday morning was going to cost him $50.




Connelly says Becker kicked a hole in a salon wall, became hostile toward staff and customers, and threw a candle display and other items, then left.




Police say Becker returned later and demanded his hair be "fixed," but the salon refused.




Authorities later arrested Becker on breach of peace and criminal mischief charges at his Stamford home.




A recording on a phone listing for Becker said it couldn't receive new messages. It's not clear if he has a lawyer.


Afghan Bank Staff Rob Their Own Bank And Flee

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By Sarwar Amani



KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Staff at a branch of Afghanistan's central bank in southern Kandahar province may have got away with as much as 81 million Afghanis ($1.4 million) when they robbed their own bank and ran, an official said on Saturday.



Security cameras showed the bank's vault had been cleaned out, but investigators were waiting to gain access before confirming the total missing, he said.



"Yesterday we could only open one of the treasury's doors. We hope to open the next one today," the central bank director for Afghanistan's southwestern region, Fazel Ahmad Azimi, said.



Weak regulation undermines confidence in Afghanistan's fragile banking system, which has yet to fully recover from a 2010 scandal over a bank that collapsed triggering a financial crisis.



An international financial watchdog last year threatened to place Afghanistan on a blacklist and has since warned it needs to do more to enforce laws to regulate its banking sector.



The Kandahar raid is believed to have been carried out by a senior official at the bank, an employee of nine years, with the help of his son and brother-in-law who were also on staff, according to Azimi.



The robbery at the branch in Spin Boldak near the border with Pakistan was discovered on Thursday and investigators believed the group has escaped to Pakistan.



The group had removed CCTV recordings before fleeing to Pakistan, Azimi said, but investigators were hopeful that footage might be recovered from the memory chip of the security cameras.



(Additional reporting by Mirwais Harooni; Writing by Jessica Donati; Editing by Nick Macfie)

Is This A Dragon Skull On Mars?

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No.



No, this is probably not a dragon skull on Mars, and we're not going to pretend to give it consideration as such. But we can add it to the ever-growing compendium of Things That Are Probably Rocks But Look Like Other Cool Things On Mars!



People perusing NASA's photos of the red planet's surface have found plenty of weird looking rocks. Those rocks have been confused for faces, lizards, rats, lizard-rats, and even a beautiful woman! But one Twitter user's submission to the compendium takes the cake:










Scott Waring of the UFO Sightings Daily blog says this rock looks like either a horse or dragon head, and that it could have survived wear from the red planet for millions of years despite being exposed.



"Here we have an ancient carving of a face that looks similar to a horse or dragon head,"he writes. "The detail is still high even though its been beaten by the sun and dust storms that ravage Mars over thousand or millions of years."



What's the weirdest rock you've seen in NASA's photos?











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